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when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner
( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
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The only team in the MLB without any black players.
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't resign any of their black players. I think they have some hispanic players though...
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A baseball team that hasn't won the world series since 1993. Now playing at the "Rogers Center" in Toronto, Ontario Canada.
The Toronto Blue Jays will never win a double world series championship ever again.
The Bat Boy is ALWAYS ugly in Toronto.
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Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
Toronto Maple leafs are absolute booty
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The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!
OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!
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CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK
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When you give a woman a tiki torch and then put it out with a hockey stick.
She wanted a tiki torch but she was from Canada so I had to so the Toronto Tiki Torch
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