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Where everything you touch turns to shit
Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday
A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe
Let’s play a nice game of touch plates
When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.
Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.
A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.
"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"
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A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy
"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"
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A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.
"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."
"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."
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instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap
andrea has the 'minus touch'...she tried fix the doll's arm and then the other arm snapped off
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