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The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours
Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.
A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.
She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.
Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.
when someone is riding a farmer
"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"
When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.