A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"
Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .
Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly
Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
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When people on forums keep quoting someone who quoted another person who quoted another person...
Post 1 Ted: Hello there
Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}
Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}
Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}
Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
The state of having effectively spent enough time on the popular site, YouTube, in order to learn or acquire an idea of how to attempt some sort of skill.
1)The skill may have not been "learned," but the person may still feel that they can do it.
2)The skill may have actually been
mastered due to hours and hours of practicing and YouTubing
Friend: DUDE WE GOTTA GO FREE RUNNING! NOW!
Me: No, seriously? You don't know how.
Friend: MAN come one! I saw it on youtube, duh. It's SO easy.
Me: You're Tube-Trained eh? Ready to jump off that building right over there?
Friend: HELL YEAH. Then we can breakdance.
A Dookie Train is another way of saying you have to take a massive dump since it will take so long.
Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"
Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."
Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"
A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
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