Tree climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker

Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!

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Three on the tree

A manual transmission with 3 gears and reverse, that is located on the steering column. This is the most common transmission on vehicles from the late 1930s through the late 1960's, but could be found on vehicles as late as the 1980's.

My grandpa's 1963 Plymouth Belvedere wagon had a three on the tree.

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Tree Kids

1) Tree kid is the term to describe the weirdos in secondary school that try to be edgy.

2) They watch anime and roar at each other.

3) Socially awkward humans that can’t talk to people outside their group.

4) Tend to be found in large groups around a tree hissing at each other.

5) The term can be used to massively insult a person.

6) Tree kids usually don’t know they are called tree kids.

7) If you had to look this up you probably are one!

“What are the tree kids doing?”

“Hissing!”

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tree lined

when bitches are lined up to get filled by some wood. you say you got bitches tree-lined

Brett:hey dude you getting some pussy?
Mikey: bro i got bitches tree lined. i will be layin the pipe for months.

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tree hook

a young lady, from sauk village IL. and surrounding areas, who enjoys getting bustedown by frequent gentleman callers. I.E. she enjoys getting nailed to the cross....

"Damn, that tree hook sucked me off from the back! I ain't never had it done like that befo...!"

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Wishing Tree

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.

"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")

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climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.

Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."