trigger time

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.

"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."

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Trigger Finger

when someone send text, tweet or make a post online (offensive) too fast without thinking.

Billy has trigger fingers. Have you seen his tweets lately?

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Trigger Fatty

One who has fat fingers therefore restricting one from using a gun.

"You wait untill I loose 5 pounds and youz a dead mother fucker!"

"Look at this punk, to trigger fatty to pull the trigger.. fat bitch!"

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Rusty Trigger

Also known as a "fish hook", a Rusty Trigger is when one runs their finger used for the hook up their ass crack and inserts in into an unsuspecting mouth.

Unbeknownst to Marge while she watched The View, Harold snuck behind her and got her with the Rusty Trigger.

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low-trigger

1. Idiotic person
2. Moron

Jeez, man...you are such a low-trigger

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Trigger Warning

A warning often found on blogs to warn people who could have panic attacks or other extremely negative reactions to words or situations that these "triggers" will be mentioned in the text/video/alternate form of media. This is meant to prevent said person/people from becoming upset due to PTSD or other mental disorders.

A common misconception is that triggers are just made up for oversensitive and stupid people and should not be taken seriously or even mocked. However, this is disrespectful and mocking mental disorders and their sypmtoms is extremely rude and a terrible thing to do.

Trigger warning for mentions of rape and suicidal thoughts.

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Trigger Warning

A cocktail based on the non-alcoholic drink called a Roy Rogers. The drink consist of the classic Roy Rogers mix of cola, grenadine and a cherry. However, it is served with a chaser of high-grade horse tranquilizer.

The designated driver ordered a Roy Rogers, but everyone else was able to have a Trigger Warning and were tripping balls.

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