They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot
Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know
Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.
Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone
When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.
Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there
The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth
Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?
the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.
"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"
Receiving a Rusty Trombone while mediasiting lectures
I heard Stephen was getting a Mediasite trombone while he was catching up on Micro lectures.