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The sketchiest mofo of the party. Can usually be found lurking around the party with a fresh pair of Sketchers making sketchy remarks and gestures. Enjoys finding the closest unconscious girl to work his game on. Also known as the Sketchmeister, Sir Sketch-a-lot, or just SKETCH
"Ay girl, sleepy is just another word for horny ya know"
-girl wakes up-
"So you're the Tucker of the Party!"
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any female who has had sexual intercoarse in there life with a guy named tucker
look at jenny over there, that girl is such a tucker fucker
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a homwrecking, cheating, whore
tianna tucker is a homwrecking, cheating, whore that sends nude pics of her tits to an ex bf a few weeks before her & her bf's 1 year.
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A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.
My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone
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A man with a small penis. Usually found with other gay men, or with fat bitches.
"Did you see James Tucker with that fat bitches last night" .
"No, I saw him with a dude"
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An internet celebrity and the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "The Definitive Book of Pick Up Lines," Tucker Max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters asserting that he is a phony.
Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.
Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.
Tucker Max isn't a great writer, but he has a talent for finding them.
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An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.
He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.
"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela
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