Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉
surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!
A car usually a junker that gets used by everyone in the hood.
Let's just take the turf bucket real quick.
Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level
Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner
dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live
dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live
dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live
they're in dervish turf