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A remote that changes the T.V. channels.
Can you hand me the tv turner?
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An Idiot who likes the song Timmy Turner by Desiigner.
Zac: I love that song Timmy Turner
Ben: You are a Timmy Turner
Zac: Shut up no I'm not
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An action preformed while fucking doggy style.
While pumping the girls ass, the guy licks his thumb as if to turn the page of a novel but instead inserts it in the girls ass.
"Dude last night i was totally doing Travis's mom from behind and i gave her the old page turner."
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(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.
Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.
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a 17 year old ginger, 4"10, with a pet ant
hollie turner, who is ant today?
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A common pseudonym for the drug DMT.
Also the only known pseudonym for Joseph Vivian, an author and psychonaut, who died after injecting himself with an unknown amount of ketamine in his bathtub. Turner was known for his work with psychedelics and the study of altered states of mind.
"Yo man I heard Marcus got some of that DM Turner this weekend from his boy."
"Damn, I heard you visit other dimensions on that shit."
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"Having read D.M. Turner's 'Salvinorin', I consider myself very familiar with salvia. One day I aspire to be a great psychonaut such as him."
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Turner syndrome ... symptoms are much the same as those of the everyday cold ... watery eyes, drippy nose, sore throat, congestion. The name refers to the pitch of one's voice, which sounds extremely deep and husky, much like Kathleen Turner, an actress who may be known from movies in the 1980s or from television in the 1990s, in which she played Chandler Bing's mo/father on Friends."
(Not to be confused with the much more serious and real Ullrich-Turner Syndrome.)
Dude, is that a guy or what?
No, idiot, her voice sounds like that 'cause she has Turner Syndrome.
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