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amazing team best in the world
hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*
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Abusive, disrespectful, dangerous.
That guy went completely United Airlines on me!
A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.
Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.
roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun
The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.
A group of hungry trolls on facebook where
1. people post links to troll
2. everyone in the group trolls it
3. everytime, a trollocaust happens.
Dude, you should join trolls united on facebook! its at www.facebook.com/trolls.united
The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”
Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.
A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.
(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: Godzilla, check out the lower unit!
Guy 2: Damn, that IS a lower unit!