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university of florida

A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.

I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.

by Cliff Whitty September 2, 2006

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Steven Universe

He's that teen who has PTSD in Steven Universe Future, yeah him. He's a hybrid gem (half human half gem) and his mom is Pink Diamond. His friends are also gems, and some are humans. He's been attacked by multiple random gems and has accepted death 3 times. Give him love please, Rebecca.

Are you Steven Universe? The son of Pink Diamond who left me in that goddamn GARDEN for 6000 years!?

by ADHD stan February 1, 2020

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universal remonster

The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.

The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.

by .....? November 21, 2003

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university of maine

The flagship school of the state of maine, located in Orono. Consistantly one of the best hockey schools in the nation. Also known for great engineering, forstry, and natural sciences. UMaine students are the frendliest of any college campus in the northeast, and are happy they are getting the same or better education their friends are without paying $40K to do it.

The university of Maine went to the frozen four last year, as well as the national civil engineering competition.

by maine-iac July 13, 2006

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quinnipiac university

a place where all the hott long island and jersey girls go to with the exception of some beat ones from massachusetts.

Quinnipiac university has beautiful girls!

by JAKH August 13, 2006

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university of akron

The University of Akron is a public university in downtown Akron, Ohio with nearly 30,000 students. Although not the most well-known or prestigious university out there, it does have some highly nationally ranked programs (the Industrial/Organizational Psychology graduate program, the College of Business Administration, the College of Engineering, and The College of Polymer Science and Polymer Engineering). It is also home to the Archives of the History of American Psychology (which contains materials from some of psychology's most famous experiments, like Milgram's shock experiments) and the 2010 Division 1 National Champion soccer team.

Although I'm sure this reads like an advertisement, that's definitely not the intent. I'm just a current student who strongly disagrees that this is "the shittiest excuse for a school ever created". The school's not perfect (parking sucks--although it's improved slightly with the opening of the newest parking deck, they do have some douchetastic professors, etc), but the only other urbandictionary entry for the school as of this writing is pretty much a load of shit.

John Heisman coached football at the University of Akron.

by xkcdfan February 2, 2011

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american university

For those in the know, AU is THE University to find a girl in the DC area worth dating. While Georgetown students are busy popping their pink collars, GW students are busy paying for an overpriced education, and Catholic students are busy being Catholic, American University is an absolute goldmine for intelligent girls (or men, if you swing that way). For people that actually want to make a difference and not just ride Daddy's coattails to a soul-sucking Legal/Medical profession, AU is where it's at.

G-town girl in a bar: "I'm drinkish beer wit' a straw. You're cute!"
Me:"I can't wait for the American University girls to show up."

(Honestly, I wish I could claim that I was making this up.)

by neinmeinstein November 16, 2006

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