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noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!
How something appraisingly/financially stacks up in the devilish "root of all evil"-oriented mind of someone with merely dollar signs in his eyes.
Slavery put merely demonetary value on human life.
The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
absolute value absolute vodka absolut vodka
A term used similarly to Social Credit, albeit for cats.
Basically, depending on how good your cat behaves, the higher the fritty value, and vice versa.
idiot 1: yo dude, your cat just ate my assignment
idiot 2: gah dayum, -50 fritty value for him
University girls who have group chats that constantly involve their personal sexual encounters, how they've cheated on their partners, and everything else penis craving sluts do!
My ex-girlfriend was a great value hoe, I saw messages on her group chat that she fucked my best friend in her roommates bed while I was in hers!
Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old
The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29
No Alex saying the opposite of what I said does not somehow magically negate what I said.
Hym "Because two opposite claims can have disparate truth values. A thing can be more or less true. If I say 'fire is hot' and your response is 'Fire is cold' ir 'Ice is round' you've done nothing to negate my proposition. And that is exactly what the cuckservatives are doing when they say 'Wokism is a death cult!' No. Your religion is an incest cult that claims dominion over the lives of everyone born (which is why you're so militantly against abortion because you're greedy for more souls to molest and harvest) and Wokism is not a death cult. One is true and one is false. And forgiveness is in other religions Alex. This is more 'free will boo' and 'giving Christianity credit for THINGS IT STOLE.' And EXPLICITLY because of what YOU ARE DOING Christians are trying to claim dominion over the country."