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Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.
The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands
Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash
After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.
*flush*
Man 1: Woah
Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!
To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.
A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.
Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."
instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.
After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.