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Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.
Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!
Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!
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a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.
Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.
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When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.
Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch
Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny
Guy 1: That sucks man
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The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.
Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!
The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!
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A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.
Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib
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Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.
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When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.
Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?
John: I'm a virgin.
Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!
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