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University, 45 minutes west of civilization, that has a huge drunken population of sex addicts, druggies, and generally moronic students. WCU=We Cant Understand
I graduated from Western Carolina University and work at McDonalds.
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When a male puts his nose in the females butt hole and blows out as hard as he can.
" I gave my girlfriend the best north western snorkel last night"
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When you freshly get out of the shower naked, you jump on your bed with your wife or significant other in the bed and slap them with your penis in the face.
Last night my wife was having a attitude with me so I had to put her in her place with a western teriyaki slap
A school in North carolina where kids drive tractors to school and say "yeehaw" all the time.
Johnny: Hey, how did you drive to western if your car got towed?
Chad: i drove my tractor. I go to Western Harnett Highschool so its normal.
The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.
(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)
"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."
Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal
PVT Johnson just gave MAJ Hansen a hardened western style.