Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

Whack-A-Sus

The act of calling out a susaloid. Whacking-A-Sus could also mean kicking a sus when it's down-- bringing in old accusations when the sus is already getting called out.

crew 1: I saw a sus vent!

crew 2: lets eject em'

sus: wow, way to whack-a-sus

back and whack

the massage places that give you a happy ending

Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister

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Whack Stallion

Adj. General term used to describe the over all poor quality of a person, place or thing. A derrivative of weak sauce, it's a more underground means of referring to someone who is, in fact, weak sauce.

Robert: Hey, Ira, how's you do on Mr. Fabregas' test?

Ira: Bro, that test was whack stallion.

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Wave Whacking

When in an aquatic environment, such as a hot tub or pool, you and your bros take turns vigorously waving your hand in the direction of a bro's genital region to stimulate sexual gratification. This is best done when there is no female present. To clear up any discrepancies about ones sexual orientation, the act of wave whacking is non-homosexual, because there is no physical contact with the other bros body.

see also: dutch rudder

So the other day in the hot tub, Jerry was feeling down about himself because of a girl, so I helped a brotha out and gave him a wave whacking.

When my friends and I have a rough week in school, we take turns wave whacking each other in the hot tub.

After a late unsuccessful night at the club, sometimes you need a bro to wave whack with.

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Whack the Gopher

While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.

I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.

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