What do you needi know?

Rhetorical Question used as an exasperation, emphasising the lack of justifiable reasons for non-participation, e.g. in an activity, but most often in reference to intimate relationships. The phrase is often used to question the motives behind such non-participation, and usually the speaker of the phrase is in disagreement with the recipient. In such cases the speaker is often disputing the rationale behind the receipients actions.

In some small obscure countries, the word "sur" is added onto the end of the phrase. The phrase was first coined around 2009 after a conversation between two gentlemen regarding the sexual attractiveness of a woman. The original phrase, discussing the size of said woman's breasts was "What do you needi know sur?! They're humungous baps sur!". The phrase was captured by another gentlemen, who established the phrase in popular culture.

Many variations of the phrase exist and appropriate answers, for example, have been developed. The rarely used acronym, W-DUNK (pronunced - waa-dunk) became obsolete in late-2009.

(In the original use of the phrase)
Man A: "You would do* her"
Man B: "Nah, shes not that good"
Man A: "What do you needi know?! They're humungous baps sur!"

*referring to sexual intercourse

Person A: "She's so hot"
Person B: "I don't think shes that hot. I wouldn't go out with her"
Person A: "What do you needi know sur?! She's amazing! I would!"

Guy 1: "I hate {Sports Team A}!"
Guy 2: "What do you needi know sur?! They're the best!"

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do what you gotta do

1. To do something you don't want others to know about or what you shouldn't be doing, e.g., selling illicit drugs, assaulting others. A code phrase for being involved with some criminal activity.

2. To associate with people your friends and family regard as undesirable or beneath your dignity.

3. To take care of important business.

1. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive because there are no jobs available.

2. I know my friends think my boyfriend's no good, but I'm doing what I gotta do.

3. I'm doing what I gotta do to get something to eat.

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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

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What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.

Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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what are u doing step bro

what are u doing step bro is something that a step sister says when she gets stuck in a provocative position and her STEP-BRO walks in with his big Ding Dong Shling Shlong and sticks it in his step sister and the iconic line is said WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO

Stepsis: oh no im stuck in the washing machine
Stepbro: Walks in with dick out and sticks it in his step sister
Stepsis: what are u doing step bro, did u at least use a condom?
Stepbro: Its fine were not related by blood so there's no chance of deformity

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN KID

the feeling that you get when you die in video games

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KID HOW DID I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do guys like

Anything to get him horny

Angela: What do guys like so I can fuck one?
Kristene: Oh girl, you gotta go full out...
Angela: Ok.... here it goes.

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