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The one and only girl that actually cared for and loved you when nobody else did, is there for you when you need it and someone you can support when the time comes
Alanni is understanding, smart and loving basicly The Perfect Wife
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A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
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He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
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a person of the opposite sex with whom you spend most of your work day.
Oh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.
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The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.
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Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."
a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'