1.The one that gave birth to you
2.The one that goes through the devilish age of 5-9
3.The one that constantly has to spend money you
4. The one that goes through all the go away mom's and I hate you mom's
5.The one that take care of you when your sick
6.The one that cooks for you when she's sick
7.The one that will always lobe you no matter what
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A female who gave life to you. Also someone who stresses you out. Let alone be stressed out making sure you don't become a parent until after college.
Look at her mom! She looks stressed.
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The woman who had pain for 9 months to give birth to your sorry ass. She still loves you nonetheless.
No Schlong John,I am your mom.
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A mom is a person who loves you and gives you real medicine
But if a mom is anti-vaxx than she gives you essential oils and you might die
I love you mom
Mom donβt give me essential oils
Mom I donβt want to die
Mom please give my brother real medicine
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A title given to someone who hates you
My mom beat the shit out of me.
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A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use this website, urban dictionary , to explain these odd new things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens , and those beings are very dangerous.
Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: What was what now?
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Someone that all the enemy team on fps games slept with.
12 years old noob: Hey I slept with ur mom u fgt! asshole jfgnjufllhfs!
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