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a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
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Term used to describe an expedition by a single male.
Joe: Who'd you go see the movie with?
Corey: I went solo johnson.
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An activity with undetermined goals.
Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.
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When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.
"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"
A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty
After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.
I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.
the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure
john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked