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Eggplant Witch

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch

Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch

by peskatarian February 19, 2019


Wenis Witch

The Wenis Witch is a horrid creature from the west, with warts a plenty and a mole the size of antarctica. She comes in the night and bites off your wenis so that you cannot bend your arms, then she sniffs them and saves them for her meal of wenis'. There is only one way to protect yourself from the Wenis Witch and that is to place your hand upon your head so that she cannot bite off your wenis!

AHH! The Wenis Witch is coming quick place your hand upon your head so she won't bite off your wenis!

by Prudence VonFiltch April 27, 2009


nigger witch

A person who is either black or acts like a black person and possesses great magical powers, there are no nigger wizards the word is used for both male and females.

Man did you see that dude, he is a friggin' nigger witch

by ionmonster January 26, 2014


Witches Finger

When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional

Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.

by GoongaGaLunga July 03, 2018


Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.

Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.

by Quiddler August 26, 2018


Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 06, 2021


Spit witch

A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.

Amanda is such a spit witch that she's not even a Christian

by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017