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struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We are up shit creek without a paddle here!
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Teasing and flirting with no intention of being in a relationship or a fling.
Yo man you're wasting your time. Alexa's always dropping the bait without spinning the reel.
A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york
Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves
Blake: Wow that's really exotic
In court of law, to be given a strict sentence for the crimes one has committed
Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"
Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."
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Haven't had any sex this year.
She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.
Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
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A drink that sounds like a cocktail but is actually just three straight shots of gin, making it popular among hopeless alcoholics. First popularized by Hunter S. Thompson in his book "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail."
It was also about then, Monte Chitty recalls, that the Boohoo began ordering things like “triple Gin Buck without the Buck.”
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