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The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.
Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*
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Walter Yoda, is a cool, funny, and considerate being. Walter Yoda is green. He is the best bf, and very supportive. He is a good friend and has a kind heart. Sometimes he acts edgy, but deep down we all know he is a teddy bear.
When one male tucks his penis in between his thighs while hard and proceeds to fuck his partner backwards such as Yoda speaks.
My girl wants me to give her a Beefy Yoda, but I'm not sure my shits long enough.
A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.
“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”
A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.
Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home:
Any wrinkly, hairy piece of skin which resembles the head of Yoda, typically a male scrotum, or female genitals.
Watch out for Kevin, he keeps flashing his pink yoda today., Don't wear shorts which are too short or risk exposing your pink yoda.
Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.
Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.