once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

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you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

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I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.

¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

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once you go black you go deaf

white girls fucking black guys in the ear

" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "

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Who you with? or Who you wit?

Used to ask one which gang and/or group the associate with. Much more "gangsta" then "Who are your friends?" Used at the beginning of every episode of The Bernie Mac Show and in one episode can be seen embroidered on the back of Bernie's maroon, velvet outfit.

Who you with? or Who you wit? example:

Bernie Mac walks on stage;

Bernie (to crowd): Who you wit?
Crowd (to Bernie, all together): Who you wit?

This dialogue continues until Bernie actually starts his act, however unfortunatelly for both parties neither found out who the other was "wit" and the question "Who you wit?" goes unanswered for all of eternity.

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You know what? FUCK YOU!

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."

Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!

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you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.

“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”

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