I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

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why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

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Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother

Why do you have more than one mother? And why do they each have multiple mothers, and they as well?
Maybe lesbianism runs in the family somehow.

Or maybe your grammar just sucks.

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Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".

"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"

"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"

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Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother

Your great great great great great grandmother.

"My mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother's dead!"

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the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.

You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

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zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay

The ultimate one hit kill spell, only used by the most skilled of wizards

Guy: Hey buddy, you looking for trouble?
Wizard: You leave me no choice, Zippity do da zippity dae your mother has the super gay
Guy: *dies*

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