Thicc Zoo

My idea for a zoo that's filled with animals that are over-fed so they are morbidly obese and thus display the true thiccness of animals. Visit the thicc zoo today!

Let's visit the thicc zoo today mommy, I love the chunkyness!
You so thicc you belong in the thicc zoo!
THICC ZOO muy thicc

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zoo wee mama

when you nut in your homie and forget to say no homo

*nuts in homie*
You: Fuck yeah i cum all over u
Homie: You forgot to say no homo!
You and Homie: Zoo Wee Mama

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bing bong zoo

an ebic song by peppa pig

bruh did u hear about the new song, bing bong zoo? it goes “bing bong bing, bong bing boom”

zoo wee mama

Started on the popular children's book series, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid", following Greg as the protagonist, and his best friend, Rowley, who made the word to be a catchphrase, spawning a genre of memes about it.

person 1: Cant this balloon go any faster?
person 2: whatever you want kid.
(fly's into space)
person 1: ZOO WEE MAMA!!!

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Spend the night at the Zoo

Basically it means to get laid.

Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your girl going?

Guy 2: I'm Finally going to Spend the night at the Zoo!

Guy 1: That's my boy! Finna get it in!

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zoo wee mama

an expression used to express surprise or excitement.

Shane: "we're throwing Rosalie a surprise party"
Rhudy: "is it gonna be so surprising that she'll scream ZOO WEE MAMA!"?
Shane: "I hate you Rhudy."

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Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

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