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An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect
"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.
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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Love does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
(1 Corinthians 13:4-8)
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A scale that measures a women's attractiveness.
1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
Dude I just hit it off with a girl with a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
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a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.
(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
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A game where a group of guys each get a cup and fill it with ice cream, preferably chocolate. Then while watching 2 girls 1 cup, for every moment that makes you feel like you have to puke, eat some ice cream. If you do puke, you must aim into the cup. The winner is the one who can last the entire video with the least amount ice cream/vomit in the cup.
Dude1: I was playing The 2 girls 1 cup game, and i only puked twice.
Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.
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Having to sneak out of someone's house before they wake up to realize that you spent the night after a long night of drinking, only to return home in the clothes you wore the night before.
I was going to 1 2 creeper sneak at 8 am but he already left!
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Something rather old but with ")," behind it.
Cunt:Dude have you seen this 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?
Other Guy: WTF bro that's old as sh*t.
Cunt: Notice the ")," at the end...
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