“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.
Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!
Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!
Something that will never come back with the milk.
Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*
Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-