Random
Source Code
Random
a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.
Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!
All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime
Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near
All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime
All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine
Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God
All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine
All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine
Peppa pig lore is defined in the dictonary as the term for a deep inritched story about a young pig and her friends alike
Sarah: peppa pig lore is so interesting
Bob: omg I agree
*They read peppa pig lore together*
When something is freezing or cold.
This swimming pool is ice pigs
Man it’s ice pigs out here tonight
This drink is ice pigs