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Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

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ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

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after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.

Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!

by me5555 October 20, 2011

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Classy ass

a female who is classy, sexy, hard to get, and amazingly good in bed. The kind of girl you have to work really hard to get, but when you do it was worth all blue balls you suffered because of her. The kind of girl you want, and would never give up on.

I'm tired of all these little skanks, I want a classy ass betch.

by Wilmy March 17, 2011

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zebra ass

A nice large ass that a white woman would have. Something big and rotund. Primarily found in Arizona on certain white women.

Man! That white girl has a zebra ass...nice and big...rotund! Let me get my safari hat and hunt this PAWG

by G2k June 25, 2014

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quack ass

Quack Ass: A singular fart or series of farts resembling the sound of ducks quacking.

Chuck: Hey Bill, I think dinner gave me a bad case of Quack Ass.

Bill: Well Chuck, let's just hope the Duck Sauce can wait until later.

by MicroSwaggin November 6, 2013

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Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

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