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Alexander, the worlds most calm and mature guy,
Known among his friends as a "Sigma" male, Alex has an absolute giga jawline, the most luscious hair, the best vests,
Don't let your girl within 10m of an Alex as they will steal your girl and claim them as their own.
Person 1: Has anyone seen my girlfriend?
Person 2: I just saw her with Alex, now shes gone!
Person 1: Dammit, guess im single
alex is a fat fucking nigger who likes to suck cock in the school bathroom
Hey that nigger over there! I bet his name is alex
Middle aged man who regularly partakes in swimming competitions. Usually can be found at the local swimming pool eating and drinking anything in the pool.
Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."
John: Yo, did you see Alex at the pool yester day?
Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.
He is cute and shy, but secretly enjoys attention. He likes music and photography, and likes a lot of girls.
Alex
The most amazing man ever. He is kind, caring, loving. He is passionate about what he believes in. He will make you smile from ear to ear. He is tall and a handsome ginger. He will steal your heart and it will be the best decision ever. If you happen to snag an Alex keep him.
There is no other Alex like this Alex!