True anal

True anal is a type of porn that consists of a man having anal sex with women and some of them sucking the dick, this is for careless addicts who love aids

Person 1: Look at this
Person who is concerned: WTF IS THIS STD LOVING BS
People who have second thoughts: Screw this stuff
Later
News: Our president has made that form of porn true anal illegal and anyone who watches it will be locked up

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tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn

If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin

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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

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Oral Anal

Whenever someone’s words metaphorically go into your ass substituting anal beads

I have oral anal when I listen to Alec Benjamin because of how beautiful his voice is.

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anal opera

when you stick it so far up her ass that she starts belting out like a opera singer.

Neighbor: What was going on in your apartment last night?

You: Nothing , I picked a girl up at the bar and I had to tryout the anal opera.

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anal erosion

When a girl or man has been anal fucked so much that his/her arse erodes inwards back into him/her

I've been fucked so much that I think I'm getting anal erosion!

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anal trauma

When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER

Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!

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