Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.

L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

Daddy angel

Angel has the nine and always turn nigga and hoes on😩 he be clapping niggah cheeks and Dips and angel has a business where he gets u pregnet to stop periods😩.

Angel:Wassuh girl
Girl: I have a boyfriend🙄
Her boyfriend: uh daddy angel give me the 9😩

angel fuckets

Angel Fuckets is a group of skaters and misunderstood kids who are considered weird to kids known as hypebeasts. A hypebeast is a kid who--put it like this: They gotta look like somebody else instead of being themselves. Angel Fuckets is a klan of people who've had their hearts broken--been lied to, cheated on, taken advantage of, and looked down on there entire lives—and they were like, fuck this shit, I can't take it anymore. The only people I'm gonna be loyal to are the people who've been there for me. Everybody else gets the cold shoulder. The spider web represents growth and fear to our enemies. The All Star Chuck Taylors is just to let a bitch know. Our Uniform.

Person 1: Woah!? Look at all those guys wearing Black Converse and painted black nails. Who are they???
Person 2: Yea, they’re fuckets from Angel Fuckets, they all have something in common.

Angel Tear

The act of ejaculating into a cup, then sucking the semen through the nose until you cry it out of your tear ducts.

"I got bored masterbating, so I figured I'd try shedding an Angel Tear"

Pvo angel

Pvo angel: the one and only person up at 2:00am fixing his bike to ride it the next day, always outside, never take a brake.

He always on a bike “get him off them bikes”

“Pvo angel” always on a bike
“Pvo angel” always trying to show out!

angel boy

Angel boy is the boy you can always go to when you need something and he is the most perfect person to date but he can be a boy you overthink about the most. He will always tell you nothing is going on in his life but his actually going through some stuff but he will always make sure you are okay. Angel is the most perfect person to date.

person 1= omg look its angel boy

person 2 = omg he is the most perfect person
Angel= thank you