Random
Source Code
Random
Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*
5👍 2👎
When you suck out a menstrual blood clot directly out of a vagina, then use your tongue to shove it back up her butthole to then suck it back out. Poo covered blood clot delicious as a chocolate covered cherry.
Last week I was having sex with a girl on her period so I asked if I could have a "Chocolate Covered Cherry" and I sucked out a blood clot, stuck it back up her ass with my tongue and then sucked it back out and ate it.
11👍 7👎
The act of pooping in a girls mouth then sticking your dick in her poo-filled mouth, grabbing her by her ears or hair and shaking her head in circular motions. As seen when making a Blizzard.
Jenny had to go to the dentist after Julio gave her a Colorado Chocolate Blizzard.
32👍 28👎
Fat guys who know they are awesome call themselves that.
Skinny guy: I'm hot.
Fat Guy: I'm a piece of White Sexual Chocolate
13👍 9👎
I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.
21👍 17👎
Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is breast feeding a baby or another adult.
I gave the wife the Chocolate Milk Shake while she was feeding the kid.
19👍 16👎
A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."
Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
6👍 3👎