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college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt

person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi

by simps4sale October 12, 2020


College

It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.

High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.

by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021


College

A place that makes you solve problems you wouldn’t have without them.

College sucks, it’s horrible.

by Jeff The Dictionary July 10, 2023


College

Commonly used by inmates who stream online as an alternative word for jail or prison. College us used to through off any snitches who may be watching the live stream.

Man 1: Yo bro you in college? How many semesters you got left?
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.

by Pinkfever June 20, 2023


College

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts

Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now

by Style Hide November 21, 2016


College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.

11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.

by ophie.f April 24, 2023


College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.

College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).

by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023