Soli Effect

when a guy joins your guild and is toxic enough to slowly disband it even tho he didn't actually contribute or did anything, he was just there.

oh guys looks like we got a soli in our guild
Gm, can you please gkick that guy? he's causing the soli effect.

The Classroom Effect

What happens when your sitting in a classroom and everything seems to be much funnier than it should be.

*flicks an eraser off desk*
*can barely contain laughter*
That’s the classroom effect

Laudanum effect

The state acquired by ingesting opiates in accompaniment with alcohol. Opium and Absinthe are the most desirable substances for use in this combination, as they are most redolent of true Laudanum, a compound of a wide spectrum of opium alkaloids and alcohol once used to treat various medical afflictions, and the time period in which the elixir was common.

Drug addict: I need a serious fix.

Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.

Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?

Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.

Oakley Effect

When a dude looks hot with his sunglasses on but then takes them off and is quite the opposite.

"That guy over there is so hot! Wait... He just took off his sunglasses, ew! Hardcore Oakley Effect here.

The Undertale Effect

By listening to undertale ost's your vrt increases by 100% causing you to get good kovaak's scores. Often people confuse it with 𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓽*.

*𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓽- a bot that aims.

Me: oh you got a good score on arc dodge switch?
My friend: yeah i used the undertale effect.
Me: oh that makes sense now

The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

Wilkins effect

Phenomenon of someone afraid of losing a match claiming next point decides the winner despite rules. Usually followed up by gratuitous smack talk.

A: Scores point to tie the game in overtime
B: "Aww man, we need to hurry this up. I've got a meeting ... so next point wins."
B: Scores point
B: "Yes! Ugh!"
A: "Dude, house rules say you need to win by two."
B: "Sorry man, later!"
B: Walks away and talking trash
A: "I cannot believe he put the Wilkins effect on me; this is so BS!"