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A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.
Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.
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A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you
"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"
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A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.
You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.
You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.
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When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
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When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
A term used to describe the intangible, perceived corners of Facebook. They do not actually exist - a popular misconception among Facebook users.
The edges of the screen are in fact NOT an example of Facebook Corners.
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When someone sibling requests another person with the same birthday, only to realize that they would be twins.
Ben and Emily were listed as siblings on facebook, but then Ben remembered that they had the same birthday.
Ben-"Emily we are facebook twins!"
Emily-"OMG ur right!"
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