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When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box
There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.
A person that decides to take a shit when another person is brushing his teeth.
Having sex with someone you've already fucked, therefore not increasing your number (the number of people you've had sex with).
Dave was a pretty good lay last time, so I recycle fucked him.
When you're really getting into sex so you just look at the person and give 'em a few nods.
I was having a great shag last night so I gave her some Fucking Nods
when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS
oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it
An exclamation used in reference to a mishap
Fuck-bricks! I just dropped my cell phone in the Grand Canyon.
A tangled mat of hair in the central region of the back of the head. Most commonly displayed by human females after missionary style intercourse, the knot occurs from impassioned head thrashing on the pillow, bed, floor, kitchen counter, etc.
She had a big ol fuck-knot when she got to work this morning, I'm jealous of her morning wood wake up call.