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a time meaning "when-i'm-ready-o'clock." usually running about a half hour late.
"When's John going to arrive?"
"He said he'd be here at two, but he's on gay time, but he probably won't show until three."
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the only way to be the big gay is to have a four hundred-some. with all guys. just guys. i’m a big gay. i am the big gay. shane dawson is probably the big gay too. do you have the big gay? but yeah it’s the lesser version of the mega gay. the other way of getting the big gay is by working hard enough. to get boners whenever you see guys.
shane: that guy’s cute. *gets big gay*
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When you go to a gay bar/club despite being straight. Then when someone tries to get frisky with you, you feel kinda guilty because you kind of led them on, I mean you are in a gay bar after all. So you let them have a quick grope.
I went with Jim to the rainbow lounge last night, it was pretty good but I had to pay the gay tax.
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The contraceptive pill taken by a man who is scared of becoming pregnant though gay intercourse
David..Oh shit oh shit, I forgot to take my gay pill, what if I am pregnant!!.
Josh.. Oh don't worry Kevin can't have kids, his balls are broken, and there's the fact men cannot get pregnant,
David, you sure??
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1. When you motion for a high five and once someone raises their hand for you you swiftly lower yours and ask who's gay.
2. This can also be used in a classroom or any other place where people may need to raise a hand or scream for some acknowledgement. such as concerts,press meetings, pep assemblys,etc.
this game never gets old
1. Bob: hey mike high five!
mike raises his hand bob slams his down
Bob: whos gay?
everyone else laughs at mike proving his homosexuality.
2.
Mr. Diamond:who here drives a ford?
people raise hands
Bob: who's gay?
everyone laughs again
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Let's make this perfectly clear.. I made them up. I am gay. They are easy. People think they are fancy. I was just lazy one night and don't like Hershey's. Here goes- French butter cookies with chocolate already layered on top...comes in milk, dark and white. Roast a marshmallow and smash between 2 cookies-chocolate side in. Eat. Repeat. They are good for all people. They aren't gay...again, I am and I made them up. Love life and enjoy!
Gay S'mores will NOT make you gay, nor do you need to be gay to eat them.
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To gay up something is to stroke it or rub it sexually. Repeatedly Stroking after the term has been said to them might need psychiatric assistance especially with the involvement of animals.
I caught my friend WAS stroking my dog so i told him to stop gaying up my dog.
My friendwalks up to my dog, he then starts to stroke its belly (My dog is a female). He then says technically i am rubbing your bitches tits.
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