Andrew is literally the best thing that could ever happen to a person. He is really nice, he actually gives a shit about your feelings, he gives really good hugs, and he is sexy lol. Btw Andrew if you are seeing this I love you <3
Person 1: Have you seen Andrew the person today? he is literally the best thing on the planet!
Person 2: Hell yeah! If we ever cuddled I would full on DIE of happiness!
Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever
Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything
“Gold person”
Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, somethir that is more than everything
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You are my gold person
I wish i had gold person
A person with a stick up their ass, someone who never has any fun or makes fun plans with other people or the group.
"Hey Noah let's go to the movies"
"nah I don't want to waste my money on that."
"Jesus christ, you're a fucking stick person."
Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.
Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
A country person who answers everything in yup
Person a: are you done?
Yup Person: Yup.
Person a: You are such a yup person
Yup person: yup.