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He is a very chill person , he’s chill with the lady’s , he smokes and he’s cute
Mari is a very dumb person she stinks and is kinda thick but at the same time very flat oh and she is also very short.If you have a girlfriend named Mari break up with her immediately.Likes to sit things in her ass like sticks, penises and more..
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
God's Smash or Pass
Usually they smash her(Mari)
Mari:Smash or pass
God:Def SMASH
'Mari' is a word used for going to the bathroom, or taking a dump.
Oh God not again, I have to Mari for the 6th time today.
How many Mari's have you had today?
This will be the 6th Mari, but I'm predicting 10 Mari's by end of day.
My xM (expected Mari's) is 0.99 after this meal.
mari + stairs. stare lover, pizza eater, something, not basal and bagel
snuuy pushed mari down the satir-
Hey! You know Mari right? Yeah well they’re the love of my life.
You like it when other people call you this now huh?
Mari's like love from other people but won't accept it from someone that they use to know who they wanted in their life for a very, very long time...
Then ran and left them behind.
"Have you talked to Mari?"
"She changed her number."