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monster hunter world

A shitty slugfest of uninterupptable cutscenes, lizard tails, big meals and sad feels. Grindy as fuck, no fun, very anime. 0/10

Austin, can we play monster hunter world and then after I'll sniff your chair sweat? Please separate notice meeeeeee uwu

by christopher pemberton February 16, 2022


the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020


monster drinker

a gay kid in my class that drinks 100 monster energy drinks in a minute

yo ur a the biggest monster drinker in 100000000000000000 miles

by that one guy69 420 September 18, 2020


slurp monster

Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.

AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!

by Saltyfishsaucesally January 04, 2024


the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 27, 2022


popular monster

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.

Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.

by zsirsiraly October 02, 2020


bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018