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Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.
*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head
It's a tasty treat nothing sexual.
1:could I have a mighty muffin
2:yes here is a chocolate muffin.
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners
I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.
When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.
“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”
Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.