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When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole
“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”
Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying
"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"
A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.
OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...
Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.
Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic
The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.
Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.
also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals
When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.