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Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth April 14, 2018


Penis flu

Pregnancy

Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu

by ToriSummars September 07, 2019


Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying

"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"

by wreckedflame July 20, 2016


Eric's Penis

A penis, attached to a male by the name of Eric.
Usually above avarage. In rare cases, even up to 9 inches.

OMG I saw Eric's Penis for the first time. That thing is massive...

by BOZOBOI October 08, 2019


Jape Penis

Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

by Dick&Balls420 January 10, 2021


kylers penis

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.

Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.

by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021


Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod March 09, 2012