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Sam is the lowkey the nicest person you'll see in your entire life. They're hilarious, you can fall in love with them pretty easily.
-Omg i Love Sam
-Me too! They're so hot.
a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs
C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam
Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes
"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."
Idk man probably just a big bag o crap
Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap
A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol
Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.