Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich

When a female is discharging from an STD, (preferrably white discharge) a man takes a paper towel or toilet paper roll and inserts it into the vaginal area. The man precedes to defecate in it. After removal of the roll, the waste begins to ooze out. Wash your hands before you eat and enjoy.

I don't care if she's a whore Robbie. She has the best tasting Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich in the world.

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roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

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nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

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Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

After you blow your load between a set of tits, you slap on a mustard covered piece of deli meat.

After blasting my thick load all over Audries double D tits I lightly tossed on a moldy piece of deli meat and spread on some of her moms finest homemade honey mustard. Capping off a well pernounced and high priced Rodchester Roast Beef Sandwich

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Open-Faced Roast Beef Sandwich

Wrinkly, slimy, dangling vag lips complete with extra au jous.

That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!

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New England Ice Cream Sandwich

Eating an ice cream sandwich while getting a blow job

I totally got a New England Ice Cream Sandwich the other night.