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The name of someone who usually has a cum filled bum. Can be shortened to cumbum
Tom is a cumbum
The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.
Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."
Blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit……….
Tom Is just a regular person who takes a you know what in the morning.
The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.
"Tom gets in car"
"Windows go down".
Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.
“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”
A boyfriend who texts you after school and very rarely ever talks to you face to face ,
While texting he’s the sweetest guy in the world and says he loves and cares for you but you feel like he’s only saying things for your satisfaction and then ignores you at school and ignores your texts then when you say something about it he says no that’s not true don’t worry it’ll will be ok
It’s been at least four weeks you’ve been together but he hasn’t talked to you often and your not even sure you love even like him anymore but you know deep down that you still care
Girlfriend; (texts) hey
Tom ; (reads the text) ( decides he’s gonna leave you on read)
Girlfriend; ah when you gonna text me (thinks to herself) he probably doesn’t even love me like i love him 🖤💙💔💘