shining finger sword

The basic special move of the GF13-017NJ Shining Gundam.
The Shining Finger Sword channels the Gundams energy directly into one of the his beam sabers, creating a large and powerful blade.

My hand burns with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROWS!
ALL IN ONE FINGER!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!

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four finger discount

What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)

"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

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KID NAMED FINGER

Michael from breaking bad name is finger

I HATE A KID NAMED FINGER

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Kid named finger

Waltuh put your dic away

I’m not havin se* with you waltuh -kid named finger

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Boneless Skin Finger

Another name for an average sized penis

Hey, wanna see my boneless skin finger?

Ouch, I just yanked the ol’ Boneless skin finger too hard!

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

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Bass Guitar Fingers

1. Rough fingers caused by excessive contact with the thick bass strings.

2. The Fingers on the right hand of a bass player. Usually the Index and Middle Finger that can move very rapidly. Often used on females.

girl #1 - "How was your date last night?"
Girl #2- "Amazing, he has bass guitar fingers!"

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