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a name given to one whom is so well endowed that his partner cannot fully close her legs for about a week, walks funny for a month, but becomes so addicted to said "thick n wide" that she can't bare to put up with anyone elses love making attempts.
Man: whats the matter baby, you dont seem like your enjoying it.
Woman: i've been with thick n wide.
Man: then why even try, good night.
A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.
That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
the act of eating wings (usually hot wings) immediately upon waking up.
usually the wings will be from the night before and one will leave them on a bedside table, though it's not uncommon for a friend to reheat them and wake you up with the reheated wings.
on the phone with Buffalo Wild Wings
"What time do you open tomorrow? I'm tryna wake n wing"
A person who puts macaroni and cheese into unmentionable places in the body.
The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
When you are vaccinated and maskinated.
Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is
an object of inferior quality or make, unreliable for it's intended use.
don't take my car, it's dodge n podge.